5/5/10

Superhero League of American Patriotic Superheros (SLAPS)

ARCHRET is the evil arch enemy of the Superhero League of American
Patriotic Superheros (SLAPS).

Am I the first to think of this acronym? If so , maybe I will start a
comic book.

5/3/10

Gonorrhea Lectem - beware of this disease

I did not write this.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of an old disease. Called Gonorrhea Lectem (pronounced
"gonna re-elect 'em"), the disease is contracted through dangerous and
high-risk behavior involving inserting one's cranium into one's
rectum.

The majority of victims contracted it in 2008; but many people, having
been infected for the past one – two years, are just now beginning to
realize how destructive this illness is.

This is distressing in that Gonorrhea Lectem is easily cured with a
drug recently approved by the FDA and available on the American
marketplace. Ask your doctor about Votemout. You take the first dose
in 2010, the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such
behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually
wipe out life as we know it.

Several states are reporting positive results with this and other
preventive measures